The Beer lyrics - Kimya Dawson

The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire
He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
I ate every single one without noticing the mold
You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll
Even though I'd never ever been in a band
I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
Of burning in hell well I was already there
And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth
Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
First I cried for him and then I cried for me
Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy

Will You Be Me? lyrics - Kimya Dawson

I wonder if you've ever seen
The way the man in the lookout house looks at me
Before he takes out his teeth and asks me to sign the wall
And I sign his wall with a heel of bread
Dipped in green listerine
And then I kiss him on the head
And leave through the door in the floor
As he starts to fall down dead

I've got a pocket full of quarters and I'm headed for the woods
I'm gonna play miss pac man in a puddle of mud
I'm not gonna lose my shoes unless I start to cry
And the man in the moon said I'm not left handed
And he did a swan dive to the promise land
While you were lost in my bob hope diamond eyes

There's scary topiary to the left of the pool
The trail to the right goes back to middle school
I'm trying to read what the flashing red letters say
They say lowest common destiny and so I run away
'cause I can't make the grade when I'm on display
Here comes the man with the laminated plan
For the vince mcmahon expressway

Will you be me? will you be me?
Wear my clothes, drink my coffee,
Write my mommy, do my homework,
Feed my babies, fight my crazies

Will you be me? will you be me?
Wear my clothes, drink my coffee,
Write my mommy, do my homework,
Feed my babies, fight my crazies

My cat came back life, turned into a skunk
Kissed my dog and he got drunk
When I tried to pet her she turned into a beam of light
Pam and susie were there I said I miss you
But they didn't hear me
The ground started bouncing so I jumped up trying
To feel like an angel flying
Watch out for the power lines
Unless you wanna die

For Katie lyrics - Kimya Dawson

They can't be talking to me
This isn't real
How can I stop the nothing?
I'm just a little girl

Three thousand miles between most of your friends
And you wish they could meet they have so much in common
And you can't believe that you are in portland
With your good friend from new york on vacation
The world it is shrinking, pathways intertwining
Some of it's planning a lot of it's timing
Suddenly face to face with jake and jack
You ask them to sing you their songs back to back
Jack says "I'm alone but I'm not scared"
Then jake says "I am alone but not afraid"

I wish I could be that brave
But the second person's always in the way
I tried to hide you
Where no one could find you
But you were a baby and I was a little girl
They caught us and brought us back to their world
That's when I decided the only place I could hide
Was in the stories and dreams in the seams of my mind
I was so busy dreaming, running from demons
I didn't even hear you screaming

Yesterday you got an email from prague
That said me and my friends think your band really rocks
You can't believe it's all really real
You don't know what to say, you don't know how to feel
You think it's a joke just like in the sixth grade
When nick asked you out then he laffed in your face
You prepare for the worst when you go out on stage
You block out the crowd, you dissociate
The music's your blood and the words are your breath
You sing and you sing like it's all there is left

Rock-a-bye baby, beautiful thing
Don't ever, ever let them clip your wings
When the best and the worst coexist there's a fist fight
Between what's left and the right of way
I hope you believe me when I say
Things will get better give it one more day

It's hard to sleep when the lullabys are songs
You don't want to miss you could listen all night long
And you can't believe that you are in texas
And jeff lightning lewis is sitting right next to you
Singing the song about the three quarter moon
You squint your eyes and look inside you
And the fractions and fragments all become whole
The music erases the pain in your soul
The tears in your brain that your memory saved
Evaporate and skate away

"Knock Knock Who?" (2004)

Nobody's Hippie lyrics - Kimya Dawson

I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine
Is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend
Maybe I'll listen to back in black again
And write more letters that I'll never send

And pretend I'm going for a drive
And pretend I'm driving on I-5
And pretend I'm drinking five alive
And soon you will arrive

And say you're my hippie I'll say I'm your hippie
We'll giggle and cuddle and always be happy
We'll never go crazy we'll never feel crappy
We'll never feel crappy we'll always be happy

And you and me will be whirlwinds of danger
We'll crash on our bikes and take candy from strangers
I'll sleep on the top bunk you'll sleep in the manger
The odds always upstage the wager

I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine's
Back in the sack with his burger king girlfriend
Maybe I'll play tekken 2 all alone again
Hold down select and then laff at big heads

So please be my hippie I'm nobody's hippie
We'll smoke some patchouli our lives will be trippy
I try to be mallory but I'm still skippy
We'll freebase tamari like pat benatari

I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine
Is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend
Maybe I'll listen to back in black again
And write more letters that I'll never send
And write more letters that I'll never send

Great Crap lyrics - Kimya Dawson

Great crap! I stuck my nose in his mouth to smell what he was saying and his words were hooked on chocolate strawberry vanilla isophonic charles in charge cards like neopolitan dianetics loaded with implosives and ready to self deconstruct his aftermath was mustached in the l ron cupboard with the rest of the michael groceries

He is in the air he is everywhere
He is running in place in space and he is smiling
He is a dream that came to me
Nothing can erase or replace that face

And so I asked him what I was doing in my mind
And he told me not to waste my time
What happens to the finder once you've found the find
We'll play with ourselves til we go blind
He is in my head his chair's on bread
He is right said fred and brice beckham at the same time
He's the recipe for the perfect friend for me
Axl rosehips and richard persimmons in a soothing pot of craig t
Gunner half nelson

And so I told him I was losing my mind
He said we're in this together now I lose mine all the time
The feelings steal the findings if the founders are too kind
We'll play with ourselves til we go blind

I see you and me and we are sad as sad could ever be
The past is a corpse and the future is a lie and we cry and we cry and then we die
Laffing

Some people that I meet defeat the bounds of space and time
I will be a golden girl and you will be a golden guy
And if I threw a party and invited everyone I knew
I will see the biggest gift will be from you

We'll reverse all of the peepholes and look the mirror in the eye
Then we'll snip and cut brian bonsall and turn him into jasmine guy
And we'll look up in time to see amy grant sir mix-a-lot the sky
And we'll play with ourselves til we go blind

He is in the air he is everywhere
He is running in place in space and he is smiling
He is a dream that came to me
Nothing can erase or replace that face that face that face that face that face

My Bike lyrics - Kimya Dawson

My bike it is broken sit on it and close my eyes
In my mind go for a ride go for a ride inside my mind
In my mind there's nothing broken arms and hearts and wind and strings
I close my eyes and nothing's broken boughs and promises arrows backs and wings
Boughs and promises arrows backs and wings

I wish my brother could always be happy
But because he isn't he is strong just like me
He is what I lean on to keep me from collapsing
Everyone's relapsing he's the only crutch I need
The only god I need twins get in for free
H'j'pneji

Whole truths halfway spoken footnote 20/20 spies
Incarcerate parentheses a 50/50 compromise
In my eyes the truth is spoken lying accidentally
Mechanisms defenseless a prepositional prophesy
Over under around behind and right in front of me

My bike it is broken sit on it and close my eyes
In my mind go for a ride go for a ride inside my mind
My bike it is broken sit on it and close my eyes
In my mind go for a ride go for a ride inside my mind

I wish my brother could always be happy
But because he isn't he is strong just like me

Jest's Birthday lyrics - Kimya Dawson

It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
Captain noodle saves the day day
Silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
Doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
Shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday

Twenty five and eleventeen and sometimes people are really mean
They'll stab you in the back and they'll punch you in the eye
They'll spit in your coffee and then laff when you cry
But me I would never purposely hurt you
I might give you a wet willie and a noogie or two
You are my brother from another mother
Even when we argue we still love each other

It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
Captain noodle saves the day day
Silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
Doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
Shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday

Eleventeen and twenty five is a super duper long time to be alive
But you and me we've had our fun
Think of all the wacky crazy messed up things we've done
Like mp2k rock and rollin trying to be nice
Singin dancin pissin pants avoiding pubic lice
Remember the time we saw kenny g he wanted to hump you
That's what he told me

It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
Captain noodle saves the day day
Silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
Doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
Shaneena neeneena nay shaneena nee nee no nee no baby
Shaneena nee nee no nay!
It's your birthday

Time To Think lyrics - Kimya Dawson

When they ask me what I need I'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty
A big bathtub, prosthetic feet, diana ross' role in mahogany
So I can hang out with billy dee williams, and he can hang out with me
Pizza, love, and hominy, grits, peach pits, and songs to sing
More accountability so I can't get away with being mean
Shooting stars, dungarees, band aids on both of my knees
A big old house high in the trees, a little shack down by the beach
A motor home with golden keys, an A+ in geography
And lots of time to think, I need more time to think

When they ask me what I've seen I'll say saturn and soliloquies
Walden pond, hypocrisy, tetris, and insanity
Debt and dope and apathy, ode to joy and pool parties
Smooch and run and ancestry, arthur ashe and manatees
Sailboats, necessity, lepidopterology
The cave of time, dignity, cirque du soleil and lethargy
Surface area, rosaries, fair is fair and billie jean
Vonnegut at the university, karmic retribution and bigotry
Thyroglossal duct cysts, celibacy, love on the rocks, anonymity
Osgood schlatter in my left knee, sad flute solos and decaf tea
Silly friends, incontinency, yertle the turtle and hierarchy
Do it for johnny, pepsilepsy, powder blue ten speeds and puberty
Sylvia plath, conspiracies, bad medicine, karaoke
Passing gas, irrelevancy, seize the day and let it be
Loving dumb skaters who love pcp, dying and dancing on mtv
Close calls and infinity, little kids who look up to me
It's the end of the world as we know it and we didn't start the fire and adam green
I need more time to think, don't you think?
I need more time to think

When they ask me what I need I'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty

The Sound Of Ataris lyrics - Kimya Dawson

The sound of ataris kills working class men
Who know that they'll never drive fast cars again
Heroes are broken the cello is burnt
Pictures of babies are covered with dirt
Elbows are bleeding the sneakers have holes
Decaying rooftops have decaying goals
Throw it away set yourself free
Run to the ocean don't worry 'bout me

I have lots of friends and the road has no end
And your time is your money and I've got to spend
Time on the outside of being removed
From forgotten theories I never proved

I have lots of friends and my life is pretend
And I'll run and I'll run and I won't understand
How my feet stick out the cold desert breeze
And people drink coffee inside redwood trees
Renaissance uncles and surgical aunts
Have polar fleece cousins in old navy pants
With heroes all published and pianos upgraded
And laptops for hearts that are sharp and serrated
Carve me a pawn, carve me a rook
Make me the queen of my own storybook
Gather some branches and make me a cane
For when it gets hard to support my own weight

I have lots of friends and what's blended will mend
I'm bo peep and my sheep are the dreams I attend
Small and unruly and wearing your shirt
Pictures of babies are covered with dirt

I have lots of friends and the road is my friend
And my thoughts are all stupider when they don't bend
Over and wrap underneath and around
Pictures of babies are all underground
Dead and they're buried down in the ground

I have lots of friends
I have lots of friends
I have lots of friends
I have lots of friends

The sound of ataris kills me and my friends
'cause we know that we'll never go back there again
Sometimes we play playstation
But it's not the same

So Nice So Smart lyrics - Kimya Dawson

I was quiet as a mouse
When I snuck into your house
And took roofies with your spouse
In a nit and out a louse
And lice are lousy all the time
They suck your blood drink your wine
Say shut up and quit your crying
Give it time and you'll be fine

You're so nice and you're so smart
You're such a good friend I hafta break your heart
Tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart
Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like boys with strong convictions
And convicts with perfect diction
Underdogs with good intentions
Amputees with stamp collections
Plywood skinboards ride the ocean
Salty noses suntan lotion
Always seriously joking
And rambunctiously soft-spoken
I like boys that like their mothers
And I have a thing for brothers
But they always wait til we're under the covers
To say I'm sure glad we're not lovers

You're so nice and you're so smart
You're such a good friend I hafta break your heart
Tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart
Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like my new bunnysuit
I like my new bunnysuit
I like my new bunnysuit
When I wear it I feel cute

For Boxer lyrics - Kimya Dawson

Flying, sailing, dying, same thing

When you get to heaven find all of my friends there
Tell them that I miss them and I'll see them when I'm done here

Flying, sailing, dying, same thing

And I think about them almost every single night
Sometimes I get so sad and scared I sleep with the lights on

Flying, sailing, dying, same thing

I hope you no that losing you's the hardest thing on earth for me
I love you so very much my pretty little kitty

Flying, sailing, dying, same thing

I'm Fine lyrics - Kimya Dawson

Sally monelli met milli vanilli
They all got real sick and ran for hillbillies
And beverly clearly told me a story
Now I honk for beezus in all of her glory
Jesus he came and turned water to wine
I turned it back and now everything's fine
Except for the fact that I lost my friend
But the ends justify the means in the end

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Double entendres get lost in the tundra
Sometimes I'm lion-o, sometimes I'm mumra
Sometimes it's clear and sometimes I don't understand
And I get all wrapped up in the obsessive genes (jeans)
My hand me down mother burst at the seams
And it's no wonder that year after year
Little fred savagely drove me to tears

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Milli vanilli met liza minelli
They got really giddy acted all silly
Sang me a song I didn't understand
And I started to fly in slow motion
Flew to the bottom unplugged the ocean
Embossed and frosted and toasted and tanned
With your cock on my sleeve, my heart in your hand

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Sally monelli and milli vanilli
And liza minelli, slaviter maleeni
Alyssa milano, vanessa minnillo
All live together under my pillow

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine this time around

Stink Mama lyrics - Kimya Dawson (with Akida Dawson)

Light as a feather stiff as a board
Light as a feather stiff as a board
Stink mama come ride my rollercoaster of love
Tell me that I'm good (tell me that I'm cute)
Light as a feather stiff as a board
Light as a feather stiff as a board
Stink mama come and ride
Sneak into my hospital bed
(sneak into my left shoe
Underneath the parachute)
Light as a feather stiff as a board (envious feathers)
Light as a feather stiff as a board (stiff as a cyborg)
Stink mama you're my cyber poster dream girl
(underneath your underneath your wares)
Where did it ever go?
(in your hair under there)
Light as a feather stiff as a board
Light as a feather stiff as a board
Stink mama (come around)
Stink mama (ooh yeah)
Stink mama (ooh baby)
Do that to me one more time
Count em one time one more time
Count them one more time (one more time)
Light as a feather stiff as a board
Light as a feather stiff as a board
(aaaaaa aaaaaahhh)

Red White & Blue Dream (Oops!) lyrics - (with Matt Rouse)

Jimmy would always look out
At all the motorcycles
As they passed him by
In his mama's car
They was going somewhere
Not very far

But jimmy just sat in the backseat thinking
One day I'm gonna fly away
Fly, fly, fly
Red, white, and blue dreams
Oh yeah the american dream
On the road

Little bobby-ray he saw the way
When his mother tried
To talk to his father
His father turned away

Then he'd look out
And he'd see those folks
Riding on their bikes
And he saw the love between them
And he knew

Jimmy stayed up late at night
Thinking about the boys
Who tried to start a fight
Out on the corner with
Their greased back hair

Jimmy knew that wasn't the way
Gotta help all your brothers and sisters today
Get on a motorcycle and fly away
Fly, fly, fly away
The american dream

And when he saw hulk hogan on t.v.
He said that big blond man is kinda like me
The american dream
Bobby-ray he swore that day
He would never treat a lady
The way his father did

Then he started growing out his hair
And he would draw tattoos on his arms
With a ball point pen

'cause he was living the american dream

Jimmy made a raft one time
Put in on the river down behind his house
He even put handlebars on it
He pretended he was riding down the river
Just like his uncle ray

Well he made it bout 3 miles down
He heard the sound of his mom's voice sayin
JIMMY JIMMY SUPPERTIME
You gotta grow strong be just like hulk hogan
Hulk hogan the american dream machine
Red, white, and blue
Hulk hogan- american-
Real american
Dream

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